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Desiree Capuano & James Pendleton
250 E. Placita Lago Del Mago
Sahuarita, AZ     85629
Tel: 520-288-8200

Desiree Yvonne Capuano lives in Sahuarita, AZ with her fiancé James Pendleton. Desiree is a drug addict, a child abuser, a white supremacist, a narcissist, and just an all around bad person. These are facts - not unfounded allegations, as you will find throughout the pages of this website.

Desiree built her life on the beliefs that it's not only okay, but in fact, admirable to lie, cheat, and take advantage of other peoples' compassion to get what she wants.

Desiree believes in saying whatever needs to be said to get what she wants from people. And as long as she thinks she can get something from you she will be the sweetest person you've ever met.

Here's some basic information you need to know about Desiree:

  • Full Name: Desiree Yvonne Capuano
  • Maiden Name: Desiree Yvonne Tomlin
  • Born: October 1, 1980
  • Height: 5' 4"
  • Weight: 120
  • Hair: Blond(ish)
  • Eyes: Hazel
  • Chronic drug user, particularly marijuana and meth.
  • She used to be a stripper.
  • She hates Mexicans - and all of those brown people. She thinks they're nasty, dirty and lazy and wishes they'd get the fuck out of her country. Really! Check out this email from her. As you can see, her idea of an insult is to equate someone to a "dirty Mexican".
  • She has a Bachelors degree from the University of Phoenix.
  • She abandoned our son when he was 18 months old so she could run off back to Florida to be with her boyfriend of the time. She was completely out of her son's life until 2011 when, out of the blue, she abducted him from his father and ran off back to Arizona.
  • She had her ex-husband deported (to Canada) so she could get custody of her son by default.
  • She was recently engaged to Kristopher Lauchner who is also a tweaker and white supremacist and is now in prison for shoplifting an AR-15 and a bunch of other stuff.
  • She believes anyone who believes in any kind of God is a fucking moron.
  • Was confined, under court order, to a psychiatric hospital (Pen Mar) in El Monte, California.